We went to the store today. All three of us. I have tried to do most grocerying after hours, but after dishes, cooking, clearing dishes, who wants to?
Today's grocerying actually went well. I won't go so far as to say great, but I'm getting there. Let me set the scene:
While baby is sleeping, I shower and dress in something respectable. With a necklace. Deodorant, too. I washed my face, so I'll chalk that up to beauty care. I feed baby, who is full from cereal, while making phone calls and printing out my grocery list. I do scope out a coupon site, but there's nothing I have to have. Walk to car and realize I left baby seat inside. This happens almost every day. Buckle in toddler, get seat, go back for reusable bags. Oh, yes I did. I pull out the strollers so that we can have space for the nice bagger person to put the groceries in.
Why do I attempt this?
Because I'm going to PUBLIX.
Ah, Publix. The mecca. A place where a plebeian like myself doesn't always frequent. Why today?
Because their customer service is worth a king's ransom. Or in my case, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish that are not. on. sale. But they are great pacifiers after the bakery cookie's done give out. And those race car buggies. Praise the Lord.
Here's a little tribute...
Publix, How I Love Thee
P is for personnel, and lanes that are staffed
U is for urbane; it's suave, chic
B is for BOGO, a couponer's claim to fame
L is for lifesavers: the cookies, the double coupons, the curbside service
I is for investment, both in money and in sanity
X is for the the kisses I'll blow to the lady who unpacked my cart
I don't have time to rhyme, but I hope this encapsulates my appreciation for this hallowed institution, known in my family as Aunt Publix.
And yes, Mom, I know it's in the genes.
1 comment:
ok girl~ this had me crying from laughing :) i LOVE publix too~~i feel like i'm reuniting with a friend i haven't seen in years~ too funny!! :)
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